Thanks Grandma
I was at my parents house for dinner this evening... Sunday roast. My parents and grandmother were there. Dinner was fine and normal. After dinner I had to leave almost straight away as I was meeting a mate for a beer in fremantle. My grandma looks at me, and just goes "You need to have a girlfriend!" ...
"Thanks grandma."
"so you have someone with you so you're not lonely"
"I'm not lonely, I have plenty of friends" (I'd seen 4 different groups of friends over the course of the day)
"but you need to have a girlfriend"
at this points my mum pipes in and jokingly adds "yeah but it's not enough to have a girlfriend, you have to get married."
grandma adds "yeah but she has to be nice"
"okay Grandma, I'll go find a girlfriend just for you."
hmmmm, I need to stop talking to those people :D
"Thanks grandma."
"so you have someone with you so you're not lonely"
"I'm not lonely, I have plenty of friends" (I'd seen 4 different groups of friends over the course of the day)
"but you need to have a girlfriend"
at this points my mum pipes in and jokingly adds "yeah but it's not enough to have a girlfriend, you have to get married."
grandma adds "yeah but she has to be nice"
"okay Grandma, I'll go find a girlfriend just for you."
hmmmm, I need to stop talking to those people :D
posted by Valdi at 10/23/2005 07:01:00 pm
6 Comments:
you must look like you need a shag...
i gotta new URL. http://cockmysuck.blogspot.com
charming i know.....
sexypants' is now http://cuncecuncecunce.blogspot.com shes having trouble with 'snooping' I.T. people...
Hehe, the same grandma, who asked to see the photo just taken on the digital camera (of me, JJ and Lottie) and immediately asked "Who's this?" She's a classic!
i guess I should change the links... I will eventually :)
geez and his cockmysuck site. i like how he's integrated one of my favorite words.
you're too young to get married. you should live in sin first. definitely.
;o) but then i recommend that to anyone. "don't marry the first person you fuck." i tried to explain that to one of my sisters.. no luck.
I think I'm well beyond marrying the first person i fuck. And I don't think I could marry someone I've never slept with... there's nothing worse than a dud lay... except for finding out they're a dud lay after you marry them of course :)
Besides, it's only living in sin if you believe in that crap. It's more like living in fun, there is no sin, only fun.
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