Man, I leave my desk for 2 seconds and...
Talk about bad timing. I left my desk for like 2 seconds (well maybe a bit more than that) to take a piss, and when I come back the consortina door to my section of the office is closed. "hmmm, that's odd" I though to myself... followed by, "god dammit" when I realised this meant i'd been locked in my section and the alarm had been turned on. Thinking quickly i jimmied the lock open very quickly and went and disarmed the alarm. It didn't go off but it was doing that 'I see you' beeping. Lucky I was able to jimmy the lock. I saw the guy that set the alarm reversing out when I looked out the front.... fucker. I mean surely if I'm not at my desk and my laptop is on and the screensaver hasn't even kicked in yet there's a strong possibility I'm still in the office.
Shit, I'm gonna have to start leaving a note every time I go to take a piss... "please don't lock me in and set the alarm, i'm just going for a piss."
Well that's my morning.... How's yours?
Shit, I'm gonna have to start leaving a note every time I go to take a piss... "please don't lock me in and set the alarm, i'm just going for a piss."
Well that's my morning.... How's yours?
posted by Valdi at 8/24/2005 09:55:00 am
8 Comments:
Just tell the guy to check next time he locks the door. And stop going to the toilet, slacker!
ha ha
Why don't you post some of those hockey pics I sent you.
hi hi I am from the great maja and geezer 's blog!
Hilarious!
My morning... clearing spam-orgasms (freaking 7 of them in my comment!)
and spooked myself when writing a ghost post.
I'll be back!
fine mayo, i'll post some pics :P Oh yeah, and I told him he'd locked me in when he came back, he was apologetic and said he'd check a little more throroughly next time...turns out he thought I'd gone out with my boss somewhere.
Hey rhsp, I know you from maja and geezers blog :D I hate spam comments, they're shit, we need to track their IP's and fuck up their shit :)
mmmm, I'll have a don't lock me in sign on my desk everytime I go to the toilet :)
that's funny. i remember that happened to me once, except i didn't get locked IN somewhere, i just had to call the security company, because i couldn't remember my fecking code!! they were nice enough to give it to me after i gave them ALL sorts of personal information.
Yeah I hate that, I've gone in to work before and thought 'shit, what was the code again' and then just take a guess. I never feel sure of it though.
One time I forgot Roy was still asleep in bed when I left for work. I set the house alarm.
He got up to take a wiz and the minute he stepped out of the bedroom door, all kinds of hell broke loose.
Poor guy. He was still in his undees. I wish I had video of him dancing through the hallway when THAT happened. Heh.
Hahaha, he must've been pissed :)
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