tradgedy and fun
It is to be expected that having two work functions involving free booze two nights in a row that there is bound to be some tradgedy. Yeasterday was clearly not my day. Thursday after work there were celebratory drinks at a bar across the road from our office. After two pints of beer the keg was apparently "blown" so I switched to red wine. My glass was empty mayber 3 times the whole night. Which means the waiters just kept topping it up. Accordingly I have no idea how much I drank, or what happenned after about 6:30 (free drinks went from 4-6). This was quite a concern, especially seeing as I woke up in the bushes half way between my work and my house, no idea what happenned or how I got there. I had to walk the rest of the way home, and felt quite seedy accordingly.
To top it all off, when I finally decided to go to work the next day, I pull out of my driveway only to realise that my tire is flat. I took it to get repaired, but the puncture was too close to the sidewall to be repaired. This meant I had to get a new tire. Turns out tires for my car cost $250 a pop. Clearly not my day.
Tonight was my work's xmas function. It was fucking mad. There was a vegas them, and they had fucking tina turner, tom jones, elvis, cher, queen, all kinds of shit, kan kan girls the whole lot. Madness I tell you. Excellent night.... And, best part, I remember everything :)
Photo time......
elvis on stage
To top it all off, when I finally decided to go to work the next day, I pull out of my driveway only to realise that my tire is flat. I took it to get repaired, but the puncture was too close to the sidewall to be repaired. This meant I had to get a new tire. Turns out tires for my car cost $250 a pop. Clearly not my day.
Tonight was my work's xmas function. It was fucking mad. There was a vegas them, and they had fucking tina turner, tom jones, elvis, cher, queen, all kinds of shit, kan kan girls the whole lot. Madness I tell you. Excellent night.... And, best part, I remember everything :)
Photo time......
elvis on stage
me and elvis, wait, sorry, Elvis and I :)
desert looked a lot better than it tasted :)
I had a great time... and most importantly... remember everything :) I'd post more phots but blooger is being a pratt of late and doesn't insert the html code for photos when I upload then.... annoying :(
8 Comments:
or is it... ELVI.. which ever.. it's the fat elvis. not the adorable one.
;o) i can't believe i didn't comment on your previous posts! i'm such a slacker.
that steak and potato/vegie dish looked scrumptious. is that papercut on your arm or your finger... you have a habit of taking really close up shots, so i cannot tell. :o)
look.. using lots of smileys.
They're always fat elvis's
I can't believe it either :)
The paper cut is on the side of my hand. I usually think about how to confuse you before taking photos :)
brad: I don't know, i think it's so if i'm sick the next day I have photographic evidence of why. Or I just don't know. I often wonder why I do a lot of things.
Helen: I don't know, I swaer i used to be able to spell. I think it's because I read too many blogs and not enough books, or maybe alcohol just preferentially kills the brain cells that can spell. Both are quite plausible. Oh, and I don't proof read cause I'm lazy :)
is it cause I spelt dessert wrong?
What the hell happenend to Elvis's nose?
was he at least an australian elvis? because that'd be a laugh. and i'm not sure WHY!?
your photos rarely confuse me. ;o) although some of them are.. interesting.
kind of a cute mouse.. i know they are extremely pesty.. our mice look different.
brads: see, there's another typo right there.
corinna: Is he? Maybe he just moved to australia :) Apparently the guy runs a panel and paint place, go figure.
Kari: He said he was elvis and then it grew... can't imagine why :)
Sarah: He was australian, but he did his best to try and sound like elvis should. I think mice look different when confined to the base of a glass. I think all mice look the same, but I don't care enough to confirm this with a detailed scientific study :)
Man, that is one ugly elvis!
The dessert looks crap.
;)
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