Pee Please
Well I've had an interesting few days. Wednesday I awoke feeling rather ordinary, and realising I'd finally got this freaking flu everyone seems to have had I went back to sleep. I woke up again at midday. As it turned out I was ill prepared for the flu, with a mere 3 tissues left in the box so I had to go shopping. Bought some magic pills (cold and flu tablets), tissues and a few other random things. I figured seeing as I was out shopping I'd have a look for a new ice hockey stick. I ended up buying one, and am now $300 poorer.... luckily I knew the guy at the score and he gave me 50 bucks off... sweeet. It's a one piece composite stick... but I'm sure none of you care for the details.
I couldn't be fucked going in to work thursday so I took another sick day and went back to bed. I watched the two towers ridiculously long edition in the afternoon, this time staying awake through the whole thing....perhaps this weekend I might try watch return of the king :)
Went to hockey training thursday night to try out my new stick. I don't think I've ever sweated so badly before, I suspect it had something to do with the flu and the cold and flu tablets rather than me skating any harder than usual. The new stick was sweet, and a definite improvement on my old stick :)
Today I had to do a drug and alcohol test for the next job we're going away for. This was of course, a SUPERVISED urine test, where some shick has to be there while you pee. I felt the urge over an hour before I was due to go have the test, so I hung on, went there, filled the cup, signed to say I'd watched her seal it, and then briskly walked to the normal toilet to finish peeing... it just doesn't seem right to pee with them there... I think everyone is more comfortable if the cup gets filled, and then the remainder of the bladder is emptied elsewhere... Maybe that's just me, I guess some people may not be able to stop peeing once they've started.
So yeah, now I can go smoke dope, take drugs, do whatever and not have to worry, cause I won't be getting tested for a while. Pity I feel no need to do these things really. Oh well.
here's a panorama photo I took on my last trip up north. Not bad eh :)
oh yeah, I went and saw geezer this arvo after work to lend him my digital camera for the weekend. I woke him from a deep slumber. Fucker was asleep.... IN THE BATH! hahahahaha, what a nonce! :)
I couldn't be fucked going in to work thursday so I took another sick day and went back to bed. I watched the two towers ridiculously long edition in the afternoon, this time staying awake through the whole thing....perhaps this weekend I might try watch return of the king :)
Went to hockey training thursday night to try out my new stick. I don't think I've ever sweated so badly before, I suspect it had something to do with the flu and the cold and flu tablets rather than me skating any harder than usual. The new stick was sweet, and a definite improvement on my old stick :)
Today I had to do a drug and alcohol test for the next job we're going away for. This was of course, a SUPERVISED urine test, where some shick has to be there while you pee. I felt the urge over an hour before I was due to go have the test, so I hung on, went there, filled the cup, signed to say I'd watched her seal it, and then briskly walked to the normal toilet to finish peeing... it just doesn't seem right to pee with them there... I think everyone is more comfortable if the cup gets filled, and then the remainder of the bladder is emptied elsewhere... Maybe that's just me, I guess some people may not be able to stop peeing once they've started.
So yeah, now I can go smoke dope, take drugs, do whatever and not have to worry, cause I won't be getting tested for a while. Pity I feel no need to do these things really. Oh well.
here's a panorama photo I took on my last trip up north. Not bad eh :)
oh yeah, I went and saw geezer this arvo after work to lend him my digital camera for the weekend. I woke him from a deep slumber. Fucker was asleep.... IN THE BATH! hahahahaha, what a nonce! :)
posted by Valdi at 7/29/2005 06:50:00 pm
7 Comments:
you woke him up while he was in the bath? you guys must be reaaaaally close lol. hope you're recover'g frm the flu...darn bug has been goin around.
You know, I really just like the word panorama. I've never had to take a supervised drug test, I think I'd have to quit my job, I would never be able to pee in front of someone. Yes, I acknowledge the fact that I have issues.
Naughty boy. You shouldn't have been out exerting yourself while you were sick.
I'm a Momma. I know these things.
I hope you didn't make yourself any worse.
That picture is beautiful.
Rosie, I woke him up, he was in the bath, but I was waiting at the front door. I bashed on the front door, rang his house, bashed on the door again, and then shortly after he answered the door. If I'd just gone in and found him asleep in the bath I would have taken a picture and posted it for all his loyal fans :)
Cindylou, it is a cool word isn't it. I always find myself taking a bunch of pictures to stitch together into a panorama instead of just one photo. The limited field of view of a single shot just never seems to do the scene justice :)
Brad, hahaha, i remember you telling me that story. I remember last time I had to do a pee test I had to go try 4 times. The first time I'd had "too much water", so they said I had to refill the cup and told me to go for a walk around town for an hour to get the urge to pee again. An hour later I came back with no urge to pee still, so rescheduled for the next week. I skipped the morning piss, came in, still had no urge. So I went out a bought some water and sipped it until I got the urge and then came back. This time I had a cup of coffee about half an hour before to be sure I'd have the urge, and some colour :)
Kimberly, glad you like it :) The cd(s) is coming, but I think I got up too late to go to the post office so i'll have to send it monday :)
Cece, I know it's naughty but I wanted to try my new stick out before the actual games this weekend...as a game is not a good time to adjust to a new stick, especially seeing as I'm a defenseman :) And thanks regarding the pic. I'll have to stitch and post some of my other ones :)
I had to do a drug test at work 2 days ago! I peed into the cup and all over my hand that was holding the cup, and then while I was drying it off with toilet paper, I finished peeing, because I could NOT wait. The nurse didn't watch me do it, though. She sat in the office next door with the door open.
They're just in the room for mine, they don't actually stand there and look at your penis while you pee.
I just hate the the whole "your pee can't be too dilute" thing, so you have to just need to pee, but can't drink too much water to make you need to pee. It's stupid.
I can't even find the time to stitch my own pics together!
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